it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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