she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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