Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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