He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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