It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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