i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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