batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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