Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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