just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
my poor anus
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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