goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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