Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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