I don't usually arrange sex via text message
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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