So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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