so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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