would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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