its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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