I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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