oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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