I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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