i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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