i just had sex bonerless
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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