If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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