I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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