I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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