Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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