I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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