ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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