Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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