CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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