I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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