I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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