I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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