Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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