I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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