Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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