You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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