Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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