that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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