I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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