i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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