Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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