I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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