I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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