everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
please don't ironically join a cult
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