apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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