Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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