Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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