just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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