Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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