For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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